Dear Uncle P,
I want to wish you a very happy birthday. I’m so lucky to have an uncle like you to teach me all about being a girl. Some of the things I have learned from you already is that its fabulous to wear matching outfits with the stars of the 80’s, with my friends, with my Mommy, with my Daddy, white shoes are fantastic, its cool to have the cops after you for harassing little old people living next door, and most importantly, find a college football superstar to marry because they always live life to the fullest ;)…just going to make sure they take better care of their knees!
Check my uncle out….he is SO Don Johnson!